I’d just like to point out a few things tonight:

Red is not green.
Pop-rock is not punk-rock.
Rage is not love.
Interest is not passion.
Hockey is not philosophy.
Months are not years.
19 is not 14.
University is not elementary school.
Horror is not comedy.
France is not Italy.
One is not and never will be Infamous.

All of that said, I’ve still got a wrench in my hand.