Archive for November, 2005


and now, a little sanity…

YEAH RIGHT:| me? being sane? not in this lifetime:)
 
but this entry will be more sane than the last one, i promise that much:)
 
 
OK, firstly, LIFE IS FUCKED!
but i mean that in a good way today
 
napolitano was RIGHT about something for once:| imagine that… freaking master plans…
 
 
s3c0ndly, god is
 
 
HOLY CRAP NAPOLITANO IM GONNA KILL YOU:| OMG NICK! AHAHA!
more pwnage!
 
 
yeah anyways… god is a fucking sly sonofagun… hes always there somehow… damn i sound like a religious fag…
 
AND… my dad was right too… he always said "michael, theres always someone better than you out there" and i was hoping not to ever meet that person, but well…
 
sing fucking reebok commercial!!!
 
yeah… my head is mixed up, i cant sort out how i feel, my thoughts are all confused, and i slip in and out of insanity… this is not a good thing since i have my first exam in about 10 hours… i should sleep…
 
AND REMEMBER KIDDIES! Pizza Day is the best day of the week, you’ll miss it when you’re older…
 
 
AND I WONT COVET THE THINGS OWNED BY YOU!
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The following blog contains random bursts of joy from a kid who hasnt been this happy in a long time, as well as an offensive language (french), offensive words that may offend some viewers (like FUCK), and nudity in emotionicons (their faces are nude). Reader Discretion is advised.
 
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I have a hugggggeeee smile on my face right now 
 
PPL ARE FINALLY UNDERSTANDING! ahaha… tis a great day ladies and gentleman and coffee tables! ESPECIALLY FOR COFFEE TABLES!
 
TABLES, YOU WERE RIGHT! I KNEW IT ALL ALONG! AHAHA!  i will say it again! TIS A GREAT DAY! SONO UNO BUON GIORNO! C’EST UN BON JOUR! AND I WOULD EVEN USE SPANISH, CEPT I FORGET IT!
 
IS THIS HOW IT ENDS??? DO I SEE MY DESTINY?
 
 
 
probably not, im only 14…
 
 
 
…and yet… its significant…
AHAHAHA! IT IS MY DESTINY!
 
 
 
 
 
WHERE DO WE LIVE??? no, but the world for me is now one place… its all just one city… ITS A CITY OF BROTHERLY LOVE! NO, IM NOT REFERING TO PHILLIDELPHIA!
 
 
wow, im been talking so randomly for a while but i cant remember the last time i was this truely happy… i’ll stop now 
 
 
 
quick little thoughts here though:
 
1. Y’know, I’d be an atheist if i didnt believe in God…Did i mention that God is one sly sonofabitch? hilarious he is though… thank god for god…
 
2. its always a great day when a n00b turns pro…
 
3. Can dead people still think? Can they still smile, cry, or be surprised? APPARENTLY SO!! Are the God of Wine and the God of Beer the same? are those the same as the King of Beers? NO!!!
 
4. NOSTALGIA ATTACKING ME! holy smokes… this is weird…
 
5. hmmm… I need to do something… s3c0ndh4nd out
 
 

OMG, A NEW BLOG?:O

yes everyone, it is truly a great day…
 
THE DAY MIKE MAKES A NEW BLOG!!!!!!
 
*hears massive booing*
 
HEY SHUT UP!! …AND STOP THROWING THE PRODUCE, YOU’VE GOTTA PAY FOR THAT:| 
ok, so its not THAT great an occasion… but hey, i havent blogged in EIGHT DAYS:| that’s a freaking record i think…
 
so ive got to catch you clones up on the last week or so of my life, so here goes…
 
 
FIRST AND FOREMOST…
 
YESTERDAY was TRULY a great day…
PUT DOWN THE TOMATOES, IT REALLY WAS DAMMIT!
 
yes people, it was a great day… a day that only happens once every 4 or so years…
NO ITS NOT ANOTHER FEDERAL ELECTION!:| thats probably in january and with the corrupted government, we may be having monthly elections soon…
 
IT IS THE BEGINNING OF A NEW CONSOLE CYCLE!!!!!
 
yes, with the release of the Xbox 360, we are officially in the next-gen era!!!
HOWEVER! Sony and Nintendo have yet to release their systems, the Ps3, and the still codenamed "Revolution".
 
 Sony’s system features the best ever graphics in video games, as well as the ugliest fucking controller ever, which looks a lot like a boomerang. Nintendo’s system will likely launch last of the three, and it’s the most innovative design ever seen in a console. Its about as small as three cd cases stacked one on top of another, and features insane backwards compatibility. In laymans terms, on the Revolution, you can play Revolution games, as well as gamecube games, and will be able to download n64, SNES (super nintendo) and NES games. So pretty much 20 years of nintendo games on one affordable console… pretty sweet… The controller for the Revolution is also some insane stuff… basically it looks a lot like the old gamecube controller, but a separate part of the controller is also present. With this new controller, which looks a lot like a remote for your tv, you can swing it around and it will preform specific actions depending on how you move it… example? use it as a sword and swing it to attack foes… basically its kinda like virtual reality.
 
 
ANYWHO! enough with the gaming,
 
NEXT EVENT!
 
well, im sure everyone’s wondering why i havent blogged in eight days… WELL…
if you havent seen my msn name… I GOT A NEW COMPUTER… actually, thats not exactly true…
 
I got a new computer, which i had for a few days, and it took a few days to get the internet set up on it… THEN I DECIDED TO RETURN IT! THE SCREEN WAS TOO SMALL AND FLAT! (remind you of anything alice?
 
SO YEAH… then we had to get internet set up on this computer… and it still doesnt work well… if you havent noticed i’ve been singing off and returning a few minutes later… so yeah, hopefully i’ll have this fixed in a few days, otherwise, sorry for the inconvinience… Yeah so technically, i had a computer and never made a single blog on it… and this is the first blog with my new computer…
 
 
CHEER DAMMIT!
 
 
 
and suddenly, im no longer in a good mood… i dont want to talk about it at the moment, but thank god some people can listen… SOMETIMES ANYWAYS:| other times they couldn’t give a shit whether i live or die… LIFE IS WEIRD! SO ARE THE PEOPLE AROUND ME… 
 
But now i’ll shut up… and spend ten minutes trying to restore the internet connection so i can actually POST this
 
 

RANT #3 Miscellaneous

All right, time for a miscellaneous blog, where i bitch about MANY THINGS AT ONCE!  
 
 
1. People who cant talk things out for shit-SELF EXPLANATORY:P but anyways, heres a question! if someone were to be pissed off at me, what would be the better way to solve the problem?
 
a) saying "STFU GRRRRRRR IM MAD  I HATE YOU! NOW I WILL CALL MY EX-BOYFRIEND SO HE CAN BITCH AT YOU TOO!"   (which probably results in me either laughing or not giving a shit, OR BOTH)
 
 
OR
 
 
 
b) calmly telling me that im being a faggot and telling me what i can do to NOT be a faggot
 
 
 
 
IF YOU ANSWERED A…
 
YOU’RE A FUCKING DUMBASS! CONGRATULATIONS! *dingdingdingdingdinging* *confetti falls from ceiling*
 
 
but if you answered B….
 
GOOD! YOU’RE RIGHT! MAYBE I WONT KILL YOU NOW:D
 
so yeah, if you happen to be mad at me, be human about it:P
 
 
 
2. REGRETS- alright now this is a subject that deserves a rant of its own, but oh well:P
 
REGRETS, they are the NUMBER ONE thing that keeps people from moving on… everyone who’s alive gets plagued by one of these motherfuckers at some point in their life right? (on another note, some people who arent alive are also plagued by these ever heard of ghosts that haunt places because they have "unfinished buisness" there?) regrets are useless, but they always find ways to keep us holding on… the FEAR of regreting things also sucks… like for example, you always double check to make sure you are a safe distance away from a bomb that you placed in your neighbours mailbox, or you will REGRET immediately that you have lost your hands… this fear of regrets usually makes us play on the safe side so that we wont regret missing something that we’ll beat ourselves up for later…
 
3. THOSE.DAMN.MEXICANS.- nuff said
 
i have more to add, but i cant now cuz my dad will kill me… RANT #4 SOON!

Another Day:)

Its another day in the life of me and even though its only monday, i can tell that its not gonna be a good week 
 
I dont have the time or energy to get really descriptive today, but anyways…
 
FIRST! a question for melissa dematteo, who decided to leave not one but TWO comments:O and only one of them called me a fag:O imagine that… well anyways my question is did you write those comments before or after you decided to bitch at me? if you wrote those BEFORE, then i guess i already did humour you and answer your question, didnt i? you’re welcome, even though i didnt do anything
 
 
Secondly…
 
yeah there is no "secondly" tonight people. The day sucked, thats about all i can say… 
 
 
 one day im gonna snap is all i know… i dunno what i’ll do then and i dont care… but people wont bug me then is all i know… people will avoid me then, a lot like they do now, only worse, except i wont even care… i’ll be glad that they’re gone… and if they try to show compassion i’ll tell them to fuck off…
 
keep pushing me… i can hardly wait

One day…

One day i swear to god i’m going to write an extremely offensive blog that will piss all my friends off in one way or another and then i wont have friends anymore… then maybe life will be peaceful and i’ll be happy… one day i’m gonna do that… fortunately for those of you with low self esteem, today is not that day 
 
 
No, my dear friends, today is just another Sunday, a day which exists mainly for the purpose of making us dread monday, when we have to go back to the confines of school. As said best by Calvin, I can never really enjoy sundays, because in the back of my mind i know that i have school the next day… its like a criminal trying to enjoy his last meal before his excecution…  So here i am, dreading monday, rambling on about random topics and how im gonna die with no friends… yup… this is my life… this is a normal day for me… so fucking boring… and depressing too… today wasn’t a really bad day, or a really good day… today was an absolutely average day. This is my life, people, this is what i go through every day… I dont like it, but i know it could be a lot worse so i live with it… normally i only write blogs on days that are above or below average, but hey, if anyone wants my feelings on a regular average day, this is pretty much it:)
 
on average days, i think about my future most i think… i can pretty much see myself living alone in 50 years, with a great-nehphew who i always tell "dont be like me when you grow up… sure i made money and i was successful in the world, but look at me now… im alone, no wife, no friends… whatever you do in life, make sure you dont end up like your old uncle mike"
 
whats really depressing is that my little brother looks up to me… im like his hero… i hate having to hide my face from him whenever i cry… he doesnt see that his "hero" is a pathetic excuse for an older brother…one day is he’s gonna realize that im nothing to be idolized… its one of my biggest dreads…  he’s gonna hate me and i really dont want that, and im doing everything in my power to stop that day from coming, but all i’m doing is delaying the inevitable…
 
one last thing for people…
 
remember kiddies, NEVER ASSUME ANYTHING, NEVER ANALYSE ANYTHING, AND NEVER EVER EVER EVER GIVE IN TO THE SHALLOW FUCKS!
 
 
fight until you die, but dont let it be them that kills you…

uber fast blog

k… quick little blog before having to sleep…
 
k, first, an update on the previously untitled poem, which is found directly below this blog. It’s title shall be M.S.N.
I couldn’t think of anything more meaningful than that, cuz while MSN is a great place to chat with friends and etc, its also the biggest breeding ground for the mentioned shallow fucks also, the keen eye will notice that you are on "MSN Messenger" but the poem is "M.S.N."  with periods… thats cuz it has a second meaning, it stands for something, and it sure as hell isnt "MicroSoft Network"
 
 
and i think i’ll leave it at that for today…
 
TOMORROW IS REMEMBERANCE DAY
 
 
 
lest we forget…

M.S.N.

ok, so this is a poem that i wrote last night…  This is dedicated to the popular girls and boys of the world, who have friends and make us feel like shit about life. I hope its good:)

 

 

 

 

M.S.N.

 

Ever think that the world is trying to say

Something you can understand?

Ever wonder why we live in such a colourful world,

But life inside is so bland?

 

Maybe I just have no real friends,

Cuz no one ever comes near.

Maybe it’s just because inside of myself

I see everything I fear.

 

What does this world look like

To us kids all alone?

While everyone else is out having fun,

We’re waiting by the phone.

 

And no one’s gonna be calling,

And no one’s gonna care,

Cuz as far as everyone else is concerned,

We were never fucking there.

 

And I guess the result is obvious,

Cuz “fight” and “fail” are now synonymous.

Cuz even though we fight our hardest, we never succeed,

Yet a dumbfuck becomes president, without ever having to bleed.

 

There’s only so much we can take,

Cuz then we’ll start to burst,

And when all hell breaks loose,

You shallow fucks go first.

 

We’ll cut your wrists and slit your throats

And throw you in the mud,

Just so you can see how it feels

To be helpless and unloved.

 

Days will go by, with you in a ditch,

We’ll ignore you as you whine and bitch.

And final thoughts drift through your head,

As you lay dying in the night…

We were right…

 

Because we are the pathetic, the lonely and the scared,

We are the shadows in your closet; we are the noise from under the stairs.

 We are the boys shoved into lockers,

We are the girls excluded from clubs,

We are hanging from the ceiling,

We are drowning in bathtubs.

 

There’s no more hope left for us,

Life’s gone from bad to worse.

But if we’re going to burn in hell,

We’ll watch you fuckers go first.

 

                                                         -s3c0ndh4nd

 

 

I decided to call it M.S.N. because that’s the biggest breeding ground for the above mentioned shallow fucks. Also, the keen eye will notice that you are on "MSN Messenger" but the poem is "M.S.N."  with periods… That stands for a personal enemy of mine, who I would like very much to to the above mentioned things to.

Oh joy, time to blog…

Well, this week has not been a good one… definatly not… thank god its almost over… i did some really stupid things that i regret doing during the last week, that hopefully i’ll never do again… Yeah it made me a hypocrite, which is something i hate, and yes i know i disappointed people, so to everyone i offended or hurt in the last week, sorry… cant undo the mistakes that i made though, all i can do is ask to be forgiven and hope that being normal wont last forever
 
on another note, ALICE I NEEDZ TO TALK TO YOU PRONTO… get ur ass online and talking to urs truly asap:|
 
annddd im in a poetic mood at the moment, so as soon as my dad stops bugging me, i think i’ll see what bleeds out of my heart today. s3c0ndh4nd sono gone:) (bow down to my crappy half italian-english mix)